Wild West Quotes

I hope I've put this in the right section (sorry if i haven't)

What are your favourite quotes from Wild West??

Mary: "Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed being a Lesbean, I loved the magazines!"

:lol: :lol:

For me it will always be... makes me giddy!

"I only joined the protest so i could wear my hat"

When she's about to do the bunjy jump :bounce:

"IT'S MY MAGIC STONE!"

Even if I think about that it makes me laugh!!!

In the shop when the old guys trying to sell angela and mary tuperware and angela tries to haggle...

"Im walking away...im walking away...i've reached the wall so i'm coming back" that made me laugh so much lol

I love that bit its so funny!!

I love when shes talking about taking her theory test at the 11th attempt and shes like "IT COUNTS! IT COUNTS!"

Aww i havent seen the one where she takes her test yet :( im gradually downloading them from here. but i will see them all eventually lol

Mary: I mean Holly's alright, but she hasn't got what I've got, has she?
Angela: Large Breasts
Mary: EXPERIENCE!

Best ending!! I love the way Mary looks at Angela after she says..... "or a woman"

Soooo cute!!! :D

"I said bruise a grape..... not mash it into a cocking pulp!!!!"

I'm going to use my hand, it's more sensitive than my foot :P

"It might be that road my lover... or it might be that road.... *whimpers*"

"Oh! So not ItMightBeThatRoadMyLoverOrItMightBeThatRoad?" :P

I love when Dawn says that line! She's too damn good at the Cornish accent.

I love it when she fakes the speaking Cornish aswell!

Oh you can't beat Catherine doing the Cornish accent. Makes me laugh every time. "Roger that.... Roger that..... Roger That..... Ah Roger... Ah That"

That is Super That is super!!! Sexy voice :D :D

Did I press down too har don my scratchings?

Yes you bloody did! :P

You've got to give it a waggle!

*does waggle stick impression* :D :D

"No no no, I don't want to be penetrated okay????"
"Ooo, I think we've hit a nerve there!"

That is super! That is super That Is super! :D

"That's my very point. I have shared that intimate distress with you and since then you have shared it with fucking everybody. So now i feel better about it"

hahah! That is CLASSIC!